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MOBILE GAME
1. worst kind of luck

Goto: Ever since I met you all, I really felt like I’ve drawn the short end of the stick.
Mari: You don’t think you had the best luck, meeting me?
Goto: (frowning) More like the worst…
Mari: You’re supposed to be happy...

2. goto thinks he's cool

Mari: Don’t you want to join us heroes?
Goto: I’m already a cop, that’s like a hero of the people.
Mari: Well, the uniform is good, but… a little plain…
Goto: (proud) It’s plain work, supporting the world.

3. free time

Goto: What do you do in your spare time?
Mari: I don’t actually have that much free time… I have to compose songs and things like that.
Goto: Right, your work and all.
Mari: Lately, I’ve also had to get your outfits for work ready! ~
Goto: (frowning) You really don’t need to do that.

4. aesthetic sense

Goto: You and Masayoshi kind of have the same aesthetic sense, huh?
Mari: What do you mean?
Goto: Like your costumes.
Mari: Don’t be stupid! My costume is ten thousand times better than his! Right?
Goto: …no, they’re kind of the same.

5. just keep on punching

Masayoshi: When you’re trying to persuade someone to do the right thing, you absolutely can’t give up!
Mari: That’s so BORING.
Masayoshi: I’m sure everyone could understand each other if we just tried to communicate!
Mari: Well, I’ll leave the talking to you!

6. kitty

Masayoshi: You’re very cat-like.
Mari: Is that so? I guess I’ve worn cat ears in PVs and things like that.
Masayoshi: You also looked a bit like a cat the first time we met!
Mari: What? I hope you mean that in a good way!

7. yeah ok mari

Mari: Lately, I’ve been feeling really good!
Masayoshi: Is that so?
Mari: Yeah, the world is totally revolving around me, you know? Anything is possible!

8. cooking

Mari: I wanna eat your cooking.
Goto: Anything in particular?
Mari: Anything that you make is fine by me!
Goto: Then I’ll heat up some curry later.
Mari: You know, when I said “anything,” I didn’t mean that…

9. smallfry

Masayoshi: It’d be so cool to say a line like, “you go ahead, I’ll take care of things here!”
Mari: Huh? Don’t you think that’s something more for a sidekick?
Masayoshi: No way! It’s a hero’s line!
Mari: Then… I’ll take care of things here. You go ahead, smallfry!

10. friendless losers

Mari: Do you have many friends?
Masayoshi: No, not really.
Mari: Is that so?
Masayoshi: Only because it’s hard to find people to talk about my hobbies with, and all that.
Mari: Ah, I know that feeling…

11. dogged police

Mari: Omawari-san wa inu ~ ♪
Goto: What are you singing?
Mari: It’s my new song—“Inu no Policeman!”
Goto: Huh. (There’s no way it could be about me, right?)

12. goto's biggest fans

Mari: I’ve been feeling great!
Masayoshi: Me too!
Mari: I wonder if it’s because I got to see Mr. Officer?
Masayoshi: I’ve also seen Goto-san recently!

Masayoshi: Last night, I dreamt Goto-san made me curry.
Mari: Huh?! Invite me next time!
Masayoshi: But it was only a dream…
Mari: I wanna have this dream too!

Masayoshi: Cats are kind of cute, huh?
Mari: Oh, are you a cat lover?
Masayoshi: No, I actually prefer dogs.
Mari: That makes sense! You kind of seem… dog-ish.
Masayoshi: D… do I really come off that way?

Goto: Do I have some kind of talent for getting freaks to like me?
Mari: You’d call me a freak to my face?
Goto: Ah… sorry. I was thinking about Masayoshi.
Mari: So you totally ignore that I like you, huh…

Mari: Who do you like more, me or Samumenco?
Goto: I don’t like either of you.
Mari: Then… who do you like more, Samumenco or your girlfriend?!
Goto: Huh? Why wouldn’t I pick my girlfriend?!
Mari: You hesitated just now!
Goto: I didn’t hesitate!!

Mari: Come to think of it, why are you a model?
Masayoshi: Ishihara-san found me and hired me.
Mari: Ohh, that’s good!
Masayoshi: Yeah, she saved me. I really can’t do any other work…

Mari: Your manager’s totally scary, isn’t she?
Masayoshi: She’s a little harsh, but it’s because she expects a lot of me.
Mari: But is she scary?
Masayoshi: Once you anger her…

Mari: What type of person is Mr. Officer interested in?
Masayoshi: Goto-san? Um… His girlfriend, and people who email him a lot, I suppose…
Mari: So I’ll start by sending him 100 emails a day!
Masayoshi (angry): That’s just annoying!

Mari: Omawari-san wa inu ~ ♪
Masayoshi: What are you singing?
Mari: “Inu no Policeman!”
Masayoshi: That’s… interesting…
Mari: It’s good, right?

Masayoshi: What are you doing?
Mari: I’m preparing outfits for Mr. Officer ~
Masayoshi: Oh… Goto-san would look good in this one!
Mari: Right?!

Mari: In my free time, I like to cause a little trouble!
Masayoshi: Are you really a superhero?!
Mari: It was a joke, a joke!

Mari: I need some advice on what to do!
Masayoshi: What is it?
Mari: I don’t know what weapon to bring next. A lightning attack? Blunt force? Or maybe an explosion would be best?
Masayoshi: Um… something more gentle…